.. most days, you’re the statue. Today, I have been the statue. Or should that be ‘statues’?
Blocked drains and bolshy neighbours are always a good start. Especially when this has happened twice before, and every time I have to put in a lot of time and effort to prove that the fault is with his drains and is his responsibility, not mine.
But that pales into insignificance compared to my troubles with technology tonight. Aaaaaargh!
Exhibit 1: my husband’s new-to-him PC running Vista Ultimate which, as I found out the hard way, can’t be upgraded to Windows 7 Home Premium. Why in the name of all that is reasonable isn’t that information clear on any sodding site – including Microsoft’s own – which sells the damned thing? So that’s an extra £20 for the full version, plus an extra tenner to get it delivered by 1.00 pm tomorrow, plus the added inconvenience of having to reinstall all the programs (any one want to tell me how he’s already lost the CD for a program he only installed two weeks ago?) Oh, plus the inconvenience of having to send the now-unwanted upgrade back.
Exhibit 2: a new external hard drive which immediately threw a wobbly (thanks Lacie) and without which I can’t ensure that all the data on my own PC is backed up before installing Windows 7. Another setback to the planned timetable.
Exhibit 3: after the hoohah in 1 above, I thought I should run the Windows 7 Upgrade Advisor to see if it told me I couldn’t upgrade from XP Pro 64 bit (on my own PC) either. I will NOT be a happy bunny if it says I can’t. Why can’t I find a definitive answer to that question without having to install and run a piece of software? Why the fuck is the software still running after more than 40 minutes? “This will take a few minutes” it says …. while it churns and churns and churns ….
Exhibit 4: Microsoft packaging …. grrrrr! ‘Im indoors and I have been using Open Office for a while but himself gets far too confuzzled by all the file formats offered and the swapping and fiddling he has to do with work-related documents. So, Office Home and Student will do the job, 3 licenses (perfect, we have 2 PCs, 1 laptop) for a reasonable price, go for it I thought. Then I tried to open the packaging which is ginormous compared to the piddly tiddly DVD it contains, and made of nasty, vicious, hard plastic. My good deed for today has been propping up the share price for Elastoplast.
I could go on … notice how the weather is nice? Notice how I will be stuck indoors swearing at PCs? Notice how even if I wasn’t stuck indoors, my camera is with himself … in Germany.
One does suspect one might be in a fouler than usual mood come Monday. And that’s without thinking of the sheer awfulness of the prospect of Dave Cam-the-sham walking into No: 10.
I need more beer. And ice-cream. Definitely more beer and ice-cream.
Update: Amazon are going to use shitty-link to send the software. Oh joy. And the blasted update thingamajig is still running.
Beer. Ice cream. Beer. Ice cream. Beer.
by Gill
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